Terrible news everyone... the spring play has been canceled. Yes, I know... We're all really sad, but due to unpredictable circumstances we had to cancel. It's a very upsetting occurance, but it doesn't mean that we don't intend to do future plays. Please look forward to the plays next season... And to our beloved Senior Titan Players... thank you. A proper stage farwell and job well done may not have been possible this time... but you will be deeply missed...
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The Brothers Grimm Spectaculathon was a success! And our beloved director Mr. Shaw is up for another play with the Titan Players! We present to you, Fools! No, I'm not talking about the Titan Players, that's the name of our next play!

Summary

Leon Tolchinsky is ecstatic. He's landed a terrific teaching job in an idyllic Russian hamlet. When he arrives he finds people sweeping dust from the stoops back into their houses and people milking upside down to get more cream. The town has been cursed with chronic stupidity for 200 years and Leon's job is to break the curse. No one tells him that if he stays over 24 hours and fails to break the curse, he becomes stupid also. Why doesn't Leon leave? He has fallen in love with a girl so stupid that she has only recently learned to sit down.

I know, I know. It's sounds so amazing, look at you... YOU'RE PRACTICALLY CRYING YOU'RE SO EXCITED! But no need for tears my friends, opening night will come soon enough. We hope to see you there!